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Brown Sweatpants
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Brown Sweatpants

Cheap brown sweats from Carmuna Pessoa's rack in the Bootleg Bazaar. ☉ 11. Shadowplay +1. The paint smear is a feature.

Stats

SlotPants
Price☉ 11
VendorCarmuna Pessoa
Shadowplay+1

Strengths

  • +Cheapest pants on the rack
  • +Shadowplay +1 — broadly useful skill
  • +No bonus penalties

Costs

  • Worse stats than the pricier slots
  • Paint trail is a recurring visual marker

Description

Game flavor: "For the lazy and inept. Deeply unremarkable save for the accidental trail of paint. Secretly fleece-lined for extra comfort."

The Brown Sweatpants are the cheapest pants on Carmuna Pessoa's rack at ☉ 11. The bonus is Shadowplay +1 — the same skill that lets you read what people are hiding and slip past attention you'd rather not have. Sweatpants in a city this stratified read as a kind of cover: nobody important wears them.

This is a solid early-game grab. Shadowplay matters in basically every act of the game, and ☉ 11 is roughly half the Bureau stipend Constanz hands out. The fleece lining is in-fiction flavor — there are no temperature mechanics on the launch wiki's spec.

Acquisition

Buy from [Carmuna Pessoa](/wiki/characters/carmuna-pessoa) at the Bootleg Bazaar in [Quisach](/wiki/locations/quisach). ☉ 11.

Builds & playstyles

Early-budget Shadowplay-leaning builds

First clothing upgrade off Hershel's starter kit