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Mister Artista Hair Set
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Mister Artista Hair Set

Black wig + moustache combo, originally a Blackpoint-the-street-painter costume kit. ☉ 5 from Malen. Nerve +1. Cheapest stat boost in the game.

Stats

SlotHead
Price☉ 5
VendorMalen
Nerve+1

Strengths

  • +Cheapest stat item in the game (☉ 5)
  • +Nerve +1 — broadly useful in confrontation
  • +Cosmetic flavor: visual disguise

Costs

  • Head slot may conflict with better pieces later
  • Recognizable as a costume in some contexts

Description

Game flavor: "Originally made to imitate the look of nefarious street painter 'Blackpoint', this black wig and moustache combo is now a staple of costume boxes around the world."

The cheapest stat-bonus item documented on the launch wiki. ☉ 5 from [Malen](/wiki/characters/malen) gets you Nerve +1, and Nerve is the Relation-cluster skill that handles pressure and confrontation — useful in basically every meaningful conversation.

The Blackpoint reference is a worldbuilding tell. Blackpoint is a 'nefarious street painter' famous enough that mass-produced disguise kits exist in his image. Either Blackpoint is a real-in-fiction subversive artist (think Banksy with extra heat) or he's a constructed cultural icon. The fact that Malen sells the costume kit alongside [Party Wig](/wiki/items/party-wig) and [UFO Glasses](/wiki/items/ufo-glasses) places it in the party-and-disguise economy of the Bazaar, not the political-resistance economy.

For ☉ 5, just buy it. Even if you don't wear it, it's a flat one-point Nerve boost.

Acquisition

Buy from [Malen](/wiki/characters/malen) in the Bootleg Bazaar of [Quisach](/wiki/locations/quisach). ☉ 5.

Builds & playstyles

Nerve / confrontation Relation builds

Early-game budget shopping