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Sensuous Business Card
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Sensuous Business Card

A business card with whispering lips and no phone number. Pulled off PSEUDOPOD's body. The slogan — 'All you need is miracle' — is the lead to the Miracle Line.

Stats

TypeQuest item — card
SloganAll you need is miracle

Strengths

  • +Links PSEUDOPOD to the Duchess / Miracle Line thread
  • +Story-meaningful evidence

Costs

  • No mechanical effect on its own — usage path is TBD on launch wiki

Description

Game flavor: "Full, luscious lips whisper into a plastic telephone receiver: 'All you need is miracle'. No phone number is given."

You pull this off [PSEUDOPOD](/wiki/characters/pseudopod)'s body. The slogan is the giveaway: the Miracle Line is the phone-sex hotline [Duchess](/wiki/characters/duchess) operates out of the broken payphone in The Backways. The card is advertising her service to her audience — which now includes the man who was apparently impersonating Hershel before he got zeroed out.

The missing phone number is the joke: the Miracle Line answers no matter what you dial on the busted payphone, so the card doesn't need a number. It's wired to its target by definition.

What this tells you:

- PSEUDOPOD knew about Duchess's line, or someone gave him the card hoping he'd call. - The fact that the card has no number means whoever made it either knows about the broken-payphone routing or expects the carrier to know. - It places the [Phone Sex Addict](/wiki/characters/phone-sex-addict) and PSEUDOPOD in the same audience for the same service.

This is a clue object, not a stat object. Hold onto it.

Acquisition

Retrieved while searching [PSEUDOPOD](/wiki/characters/pseudopod)'s body.

Builds & playstyles

Investigation — Duchess / Miracle Line / payphone-disappearances thread