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Space Program Memorial Bottoms
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Space Program Memorial Bottoms

Pants commemorating the '76-'77 space program. Free pickup on a Backways guardrail. Entanglement +1, Records +1, Cold Read -1. The strongest free pants in the early game for Intellect-leaning builds.

Stats

SlotPants
AcquisitionFree pickup
Entanglement+1
Records+1
Cold Read-1

Strengths

  • +Free pickup
  • +Two Intellect-cluster +1s (Entanglement, Records)
  • +Cancels the Pinstripe Trousers' Entanglement -1

Costs

  • Cold Read -1 penalty
  • Easy to walk past in The Backways

Description

Game flavor: "Manufactured in 76, before the ill-fated launch of 77. Popular for less than a year before consigned to their fate of only ever being worn ironically."

Free pants draped on a guardrail in The Backways. The stat bundle is real: [Entanglement](/wiki/skills/entanglement) +1, [Records](/wiki/skills/records) +1, [Cold Read](/wiki/skills/cold-read) -1.

Net +1 across three Intellect-cluster skills. And critically, **+1 Entanglement zeroes out the Pinstripe Trousers' -1**. If you're stuck in [Pinstripe Trousers](/wiki/items/pinstripe-trousers) and don't want to spend on Carmuna, this is the upgrade.

The Cold Read -1 is the cost. If your build leans on Cold Read for reading lies and inner states, these pants are a setback. Otherwise this is the highest-EV free pants pickup the launch wiki documents.

The in-fiction reading: the '77 launch was "ill-fated". Cadmium mines on the moon get a casual mention in the [World](/wiki/locations/world) entry — the implication is that lunar exploitation came online before the failed '77 launch, possibly *because* of it. Wearing the bottoms is wearing a piece of failed-aspiration cultural detritus, which the flavor text agrees with — they're worn ironically now.

Acquisition

Draped on a guardrail in The Backways of [Quisach](/wiki/locations/quisach).

Builds & playstyles

Records / Entanglement Intellect builds

Free upgrade to replace the Pinstripe starter pants