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Tenebrous Maxi Skirt
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Tenebrous Maxi Skirt

Ankle-length dark skirt with hidden thigh-holster capacity. ☉ 43 from Carmuna. Cold Read +2 (the biggest single Cold Read boost in clothing), Technoflex -1.

Stats

SlotPants
Price☉ 43
VendorCarmuna Pessoa
Cold Read+2
Technoflex-1

Strengths

  • +Strongest single Cold Read boost in clothing (+2)
  • +Concealment flavor — fits sneak-coded plays

Costs

  • Technoflex -1 hurts electronics-leaning builds
  • Expensive (☉ 43)

Description

Game flavor: "A no-nonsense ankle-length skirt, dark as night. Twin thigh-holsters could be worn underneath and the world would be none the wiser."

The strongest single-stat Cold Read boost in clothing: **+2**. That's the same level of [Cold Read](/wiki/skills/cold-read) bonus you'd get out of the [Faux Fur Coat](/wiki/items/faux-fur-coat) (which gives +1) plus another point.

The trade-off is [Technoflex](/wiki/skills/technoflex) -1. Technoflex is the Intellect-cluster skill for tools, devices, and the techno-procedural side of tradecraft. If your build leans on it for things like the Protypo 909 stereo or any electronics-coded check, the skirt hurts.

The thigh-holster flavor is a Quisach detail. The skirt is built to hide weapons, in a Bazaar full of street-level surveillance and informal economy operators. That's also a Cold Read +2 in functional terms — the better you read other people's surveillance, the better you hide your own.

At ☉ 43, this is a real budget commitment — almost double what Hershel starts with after the stipend. For Cold-Read-focused builds, the +2 is worth it. For everyone else, [Brown Sweatpants](/wiki/items/brown-sweatpants) at ☉ 11 do similar work for the slot.

Acquisition

Buy from [Carmuna Pessoa](/wiki/characters/carmuna-pessoa) at the Bootleg Bazaar in [Quisach](/wiki/locations/quisach). ☉ 43.

Builds & playstyles

Cold Read Intellect builds (dialogue-investigation play)

Concealment / sneak-coded runs